Monday, 31 March 2008

Worthy of Note:

If told that Chiropractic treatment is clearly having a beneficial effect on their posture, because their bum sticks out more, most women will not take it as a compliment.

Having offered such a statement to a friend (not actually intending it either as a compliment or an insult, merely as a statement of fact), she has told just about everyone she regularly speaks to at work, the Chiropractor, and anyone else willing to listen.

I am a bad person. I know this now. Many people have told me so, and I suspect many more are still to come.

I apologise to women everywhere for appreciating the female form, and not taking into consideration their inherent paranoia and self-loathing.

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